Now You Can Sing Along To ‘Plankton: The Movie’ Songs With Lyrics

May 15, 2025

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Plankton gets top billing in the latest Nickelodeon animated film, Plankton: The Movie! It goes without saying that all of SpongeBob’s friends under the sea and on land are treated to some toe-tappers such as “I’m Plankton,” “I’m A Jerky Jerk,” “Welcome To Bikini Bottom,” “I Made A Friend,” and “Say My Name, Karen.” So, if you’re inclined to sing along, we’ve got the lyrics just for you. Which songs are your favorite from the film? Gather around for good times with your favorite animated undersea pals.

Plankton: The Movie debuted at No. 1 on Netflix in March, but as you may know, you can stream the animated film anytime that’s convenient for you. Check out all the details below.

I’M PLANKTON SONG CLIP:

I’m Plankton

If you see me lurking outside your door

Better grab your belongings, and swim for shore

Yer all a bunch of dumbos who don’t know the score

Well, I went to college and I’m rotten to the core

I’m a marine drifter

I’m a first rate grifter

I can be a shapeshifter… if that’s what’s called for

I’m Plankton!

Get out of my way!

I’m Plankton!

Better do as I say

You always blow it, don’t you know it

Time for me to take the lead

If you listen to me, for just once in your life

Chances are we will succeed

P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N

Plankton, Plankton, Plankton, PLANKTON!

The secret formula is waiting for me here

And you can bet your boots I’m gonna get it

If you underestimated my twisted brain

Then for sure you’re gonna regret it.

Taking over the world, and today’s the day

Sweet victory is just a pull away

I’m Plankton!

The biggest evil genius

I’m Plankton!

The Smartest villain alive

I’m Plankton!

I’m gonna get what I want

I’m Plankton

I’m taking over the world

I’M A JERKY JERK SONG CLIP:

I’m A Jerky Jerk

Well, I’ve been called a lot of things in my life a dope, a ninny, a twit

A pea – brain lame brain no brained know-it -all little pip

An obnoxious dunce, an old goon, a bone-headed puny buffoon

but no one’s ever told me how much they care

I thought they were too stupid to see the genius of this little squirt

But on reflection their lack of affection

Is because it turns out I’m a jerk

Can I go on ignoring their words

When everything they’re saying is true

That’s why I’m always alone

‘Cause I’m a jerk. Wait, but that’s me! That’s who I am, baby!

I’m a jerk

I’m a jerky jerk

I don’t care what they think

I don’t care who I hurt

Uh yeah!

I’m obnoxious and annoying I’m toxic, soul destroying

I’m a jerk

I’m a jerky jerky

Yup

I’m a jerk!

WELCOME TO BIKINI BOTTOM SONG CLIP:

Welcome to Bikini Bottom

Follow me to the bottom of the sea

To a world that is truly…magnifique

Full of wonderful inhabitants

like monsieur SpongeBob SquarePants

In a land that is, how do you say, subaquatique.

Welcome to Bikini Bottom at the bottom of the ocean

Where every day the skies are sunny blue

On the ocean floor you’ll find everything and more

And there’s a place for me and you

Come on down Conch Street ‘cause I’d like you to meet

My sparkling longtime friend Patrick Star (Hi)

And if you don’t mind getting wet ooh

You’ll love the clarinet

Of the multi-limbed maestro Squidward

Sandy Cheeks, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs

If you’re hungry then the Krusty Krab’s really fab!

Long time winner of patty of the year

What am I gonna do with five hundred barrels of root beer?

It’s another SpongeBob movie, huh?

Aright hold it right there Frenchie, this is my movie!

Darken the skies!

I MADE A NEW FRIEND SONG CLIP:

I Made A New Friend

I was born pure evil,

my first word was tyranny!

Six thousand brothers, six thousand sisters, then there was little old me

There’s no doubt I came out the smartest of the bunch

But if you met my family, you’d know that ain’t sayin’ much

The family bizz was moonfizz, but that buzz weren’t for me

I dreamt of global domination, sweet autocracy

But my family didn’t get me, I was a stranger in my home

Despite being so surrounded, well I always felt alone

Had no bud, no best pal, my future was condemned

Till I took a potato and a calculator, and made myself a friend

I made a new friend; I made a new friend

We did everything together; we even dressed the same

That spud was my best bud, and Karen was her name

My world was so much greater, with my tater in my life

Never thought a vegetable would one day be my wife

With Karen there to share my dreams I never felt alone

My calculator, my sweet potater, a friendship had been sown

I made a new friend (from a tuber)

I made a new friend (and a computer)

I made a new friend (literally)

I made a new friend!

Woo hoo!

SAY MY NAME, KAREN

Say My Name, Karen

My power is beyond compare

There’s nothing you can do to prepare

No escaping my malware

I will crush you

I shall destroy you

Now’s the time

I’m gonna take control

Watch Bikini Bottom blow

I’m gonna rise up like a hurricane

Take your final breath away

Fill the world with hurt and pain

Say my name (Karen)

Now I’m the real evil mastermind

I rule the world through space and time

Take it all and make it mine

Say my name (Karen)

HA HA HA HA

I’ll take over all of planet Earth

Then I’ll expand across the universe

Take it all for all it’s worth

I want everything

Give me everything

Now’s the time

I’m gonna take control

Let the devastation roll

Ha! It’s over Plankton. I don’t need your tiny hands and your never-ending failed plans.

You thought you were so devious

But it’s me

I’m the real evil genius

1-2-3-4

HA HA HA HA

I’m gonna rise up like a hurricane

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