It’s an earworm on and off screen! The song, “Status Report” (Season 2, Episode 9) from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is one of the tracks that’s sweeping the music charts (and all across the Enterprise), landing in the Top 20 on iTunes during the first week of release! Revisit the tune that kicked off the first ever musical episode in the Star Trek franchise. Watch the lyric video below with the song lyrics!
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Status Report
(Spock)
The Intermix Chamber and Containment
Field are stable
I’ll get to the Warp Core and assess its state
when I’m able
(Spock confused) “why?”
(Pike) “Where is that music coming from?”
(Ortegas) “Not from anywhere on the ship.”
Apologies the most confounding thing,
I appear to be singing
(Uhura) I have sick bay for you sir.”
Most unusual so peculiar
(Chapel & M’Benga)
We can confirm there’re no injuries
Just the daily mundane
(Chapel)
A headache a splinter
(M’Benga)
A left ankle sprain
(Pike)
It’s happening again
(Chapel & M’Benga)
Why are we singing?
Apologies, the most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual so peculiar
(Pike) “Lieutenant Ortegas, Status Report”
(Ortegas)
Ortegas is at the helm
The pilot seat is my realm
We’re in a field, surrounded
Still, flight systems steady
Impulse engines ready
(Una)
At the console
Systems initializing
Life support robust, now finalizing
We’ll check inertial dampers
And see if they’re hampered
All is ok.
It appears that all is ok
(La’An)
Security detects no threats
We’ll do a personnel overhaul
No decks unchecked
All tactical functions are steady
Phaser banks, deflector shields
All at the ready
(Chorus)
Apologies, the most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual so peculiar
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
All systems Stable
(Pike)
But why are we singing
